This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries quiet humor and regional pride. A simple outline of a state frames the bold, tongue-in-cheek line “HE DOESN’T EVEN LIVE HERE,” printed in clean, modern type. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial and broken-in from the first wear thanks to the garment-dye process, while the tubular knit and double-needle stitching keep the silhouette sturdy and comfortable.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft from garment-dyeing
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric for consistent sizing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durability
- Available S–4XL and in 58 colors; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean
This relaxed-fit garment-dyed tee carries quiet humor and regional pride. A simple outline of a state frames the bold, tongue-in-cheek line “HE DOESN’T EVEN LIVE HERE,” printed in clean, modern type. The heavyweight, pre-shrunk cotton feels substantial and broken-in from the first wear thanks to the garment-dye process, while the tubular knit and double-needle stitching keep the silhouette sturdy and comfortable.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — heavyweight yet soft from garment-dyeing
- Relaxed fit with pre-shrunk fabric for consistent sizing
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Double-needle stitched seams and sewn-in label for durability
- Available S–4XL and in 58 colors; consult Comfort Colors 1717 size chart
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean